Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, "Where's the belief?" Never got a dinner!
Pliny the Elder, who when Rome was burning requested Nero to play You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille. Never got a dinner!
Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!
Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!
Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!
Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"