Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!

Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!

J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!

Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.

Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!