Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!

Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Peter Minuet, who said to the Indians in modern-day Manhattan, Will you accept a check from a Puerto Rican bank? Never got a dinner!