Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!

Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!

Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!

Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner!