Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!
The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!
E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!
Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner!
Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!