I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.

Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!

Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!