Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!
Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!
Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!
Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!
If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!