I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!

Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"