Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”

Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner!

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner!

Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!