George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.
Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!
Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!
John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!
Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!
Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!