Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!

Clint Eastwood's sex therapist, who said to Clint, Do it any which way you can, but no sudden impact. Never got a dinner!

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!