John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!
Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!
E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!
Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!
Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.
Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!