King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!

Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!

Pliny the Elder, who when Rome was burning requested Nero to play You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille. Never got a dinner!

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!