Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!
Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!
Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!
E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!
Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!
Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!