Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!

Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!

George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!

Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!