I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.

What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?