I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.