The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.