The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination.

Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.

It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.