The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.