The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.

The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.