The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.

What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.