What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.
The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.