I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.