I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.