I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.

I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination.

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.

Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.