I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.