I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.