What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.
Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.
This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!
I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!