I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.