Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.

The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.