Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.