If only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at all, But there might be a chance it would go there.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

Shakespeare, who never could think up a plot by himself, found this one [Macbeth] in Holinshed's Chronicles, changing it just enough so that no one would recognize the source. He didn't count on the resourcefulness of modern scholars, who have to discover things like this to become associate professors.