It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.

They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

If only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at all, But there might be a chance it would go there.

[John Foster Dulles] invented Brinkmanship, the most popular game since Monopoly.