It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

Rockefeller made his money in oil, which he discovered at the bottom of wells. Oil was considered crude in those days, but so was Rockefeller. Now both are considered quite refined.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

"Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I - well, I'm always furious.

Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got it.