There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.

There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

[John Foster Dulles] invented Brinkmanship, the most popular game since Monopoly.

Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got it.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.