When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Shakespeare, who never could think up a plot by himself, found this one [Macbeth] in Holinshed's Chronicles, changing it just enough so that no one would recognize the source. He didn't count on the resourcefulness of modern scholars, who have to discover things like this to become associate professors.

(Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays. They are loved for many reasons, such as their being so short.