[Beowolf] is considered an epic because of its long speeches, its digressions, its repetition, and its being required.

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

Rockefeller made his money in oil, which he discovered at the bottom of wells. Oil was considered crude in those days, but so was Rockefeller. Now both are considered quite refined.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

[Beowolf] is considered an epic because of its long speeches, its digressions, its repetition, and its being required.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.