[Beowolf] is considered an epic because of its long speeches, its digressions, its repetition, and its being required.

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.

If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are endless.

There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.

Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.