If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are endless.

There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.

If only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at all, But there might be a chance it would go there.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.