If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are endless.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.