This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

If only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at all, But there might be a chance it would go there.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

"Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I - well, I'm always furious.

There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.