"Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I - well, I'm always furious.
Richard Armour(Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays. They are loved for many reasons, such as their being so short.
Richard ArmourIf I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.
Richard ArmourThere are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.
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