I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.
Richard ArmourWhen it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
Richard ArmourChildren are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.
Richard ArmourIf I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.
Richard Armour