There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.
Richard ArmourGood sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got it.
Richard ArmourThere is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.
Richard ArmourIf only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at all, But there might be a chance it would go there.
Richard Armour