Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on

Shakespeare, who never could think up a plot by himself, found this one [Macbeth] in Holinshed's Chronicles, changing it just enough so that no one would recognize the source. He didn't count on the resourcefulness of modern scholars, who have to discover things like this to become associate professors.

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.