Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.
They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on
I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.