G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.

Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got it.

They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.

Shakespeare, who never could think up a plot by himself, found this one [Macbeth] in Holinshed's Chronicles, changing it just enough so that no one would recognize the source. He didn't count on the resourcefulness of modern scholars, who have to discover things like this to become associate professors.