Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

"Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I - well, I'm always furious.

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.