Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

[Beowolf] is considered an epic because of its long speeches, its digressions, its repetition, and its being required.

There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

If only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at all, But there might be a chance it would go there.

Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.