When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
Richard ArmourEach year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.
Richard Armour"Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I - well, I'm always furious.
Richard ArmourI love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.
Richard Armour