I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.

[Beowolf] is considered an epic because of its long speeches, its digressions, its repetition, and its being required.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are endless.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.