"Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I - well, I'm always furious.

G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.

Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got it.

(Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays. They are loved for many reasons, such as their being so short.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.