Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got it.

Rather than earn money, it was Thoreau's idea to reduce his wants so that he would not need to buy anything. As he went around preaching this ingenious idea, the shopkeepers of Concord hoped he would drop dead.

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are endless.

There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.