Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.
Richard ArmourThere are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.
Richard ArmourWhen it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
Richard ArmourRockefeller made his money in oil, which he discovered at the bottom of wells. Oil was considered crude in those days, but so was Rockefeller. Now both are considered quite refined.
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