In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are endless.

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

[Beowolf] is considered an epic because of its long speeches, its digressions, its repetition, and its being required.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.