Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.

Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got it.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

If only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at all, But there might be a chance it would go there.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.