That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.

There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

[John Foster Dulles] invented Brinkmanship, the most popular game since Monopoly.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.