Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.

I think that the British government has long been on the record saying global warming is a very serious issue and we need to do something about it. I think what they did was they took their own economic experts and they said, "This time, let's try to put together a document that will really convince the rest of the world of a position that we've been holding for a while."

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.