I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.

If you're an economist and you're asked to predict what something is going to be like 50 years from now? It's going to be guesswork.

The reality was that Warner wasn't there. If there were two people or 20 people identifying him, they were wrong.

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.

All depends really on what kinds of assumptions you make. When you're forecasting things that will be happening 50 to 100 years in the future, it's really hard to predict what's going to happen that far out, so you have to make a bunch of assumptions.