I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.