When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no.

If you're an economist and you're asked to predict what something is going to be like 50 years from now? It's going to be guesswork.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.