Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.
Richard HarrisProbably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.
Richard HarrisSomeone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no.
Richard HarrisI often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.
Richard Harris