If you're an economist and you're asked to predict what something is going to be like 50 years from now? It's going to be guesswork.

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no.

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.