All depends really on what kinds of assumptions you make. When you're forecasting things that will be happening 50 to 100 years in the future, it's really hard to predict what's going to happen that far out, so you have to make a bunch of assumptions.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

If you're an economist and you're asked to predict what something is going to be like 50 years from now? It's going to be guesswork.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.