When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment, it's not surprising that a large number of them are unemployed.

People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes.

I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

To create a housing shortage in a huge country, heavily wooded, with a small population -- ah, that's proof of pure political genius.

When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment, it's not surprising that a large number of them are unemployed.

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!