I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!

I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.

When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment, it's not surprising that a large number of them are unemployed.

To create a housing shortage in a huge country, heavily wooded, with a small population -- ah, that's proof of pure political genius.