Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.

God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment, it's not surprising that a large number of them are unemployed.

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.

Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters, using the voters' own money.