If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

I'm slower and some days are better than others, but I'm a fighter.

There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.

You don't get to be old bein' no fool.

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.