If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals.

Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?

In March I had a minor heart attack while I was vacationing in Australia. it scared me, but it was nothing compared to what someone had in store for me down the road.

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it.

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.