I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.
I see people as the nucleus of a great idea that hasn't come to be yet.
Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.
No, I'm not dying, and I sure... ain't dead.