I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get.

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my ashes spread in the Pacific around the island, the rest on the property.

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people.

It's so much easier for me to talk about my life in front of two thousand people than it is one-to-one. I'm a real defensive person, because if you were sensitive in my neighborhood you were something to eat.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.