There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace.

You don't get to be old bein' no fool.

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people.

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.