I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.
Richard SimmonsI could be hit by a Sara Lee truck tomorrow. Which is not a bad way of going: 'Richard Simmons Found in a Freeway in Pound Cake and Fudge, With a Smile on His Face.' Let's face it. We don't know anything.
Richard SimmonsYou can say anything you want to say about me. But don't you dare address overweight people with terrible names and ugly remarks. That is what upsets me.
Richard Simmons