This is my theater. This is where I can sing and act out a play and do sit-ups at the same time

I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.

The real pride, the real present, is your health and your longevity.

I could be hit by a Sara Lee truck tomorrow. Which is not a bad way of going: 'Richard Simmons Found in a Freeway in Pound Cake and Fudge, With a Smile on His Face.' Let's face it. We don't know anything.

I have 40 pounds to lose. It is not the fault of the fast food people, and anyone who's trying to sue the fast food places needs a therapist, not an attorney.

I hope in my lifetime we can all continue to laugh at ourselves and not put down anyone for what they weigh.

But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way!